1. You are not GOD, You are just the shit he took.
2. Embrace that shit.
3. No matter how long You take to finish something, You've already lost.
4. Go ahead and procrastinate, take Your time. By the time You come back, You are already there... in the cemetery.
5. The harder You try, uglier it becomes.
6. No, that extra cup of coffee will not help You.
7. The best brand of pencil will not improve Your skills. I mean, You won't even use it anyways.
8. Blank paper will not bite You.
9. You can't spell the word Productivity right.
10. Just finish that shit.
11. This Journal took 6 hours to be finished. Please DA, disable the edit funct